“ I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation. ”
“ I want to kiss you so hard that you will never be able to get the taste of me out of your mouth. ”
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:
- Take selfies all around the house.
- Eat everything
Or all of the above.
This is very accurate.
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.